The decision by one of my female friends to go to a Mexican type place where she knows "COCO" likes to hang out was one of the worst decisions ever. We ate a ton of overpriced food and went out to the club later that night after a few hours of gambling.
Fast forward to what must have been about 3am (ish?) and I guess I did pretty well in the club because I found myself headed up on an elevator with a blonde chick from the club.
Without dragging out a story there were a few major things that happened next.....One, I must have excused myself mid-fun to the bathroom and had what is the equivalent to a chocolate multan explosion in this poor girls toilet. That isn't the shocking part of the story. The crazy thing is that I DID get lucky that night as I awoke with no clothing on with the desert sun peering through the curtains a mere 2 hours later. The bathroom looked like a crime scene, and I saw that the hot blonde I took back to the room was about 8-10 years older than she seemed in the elevator.
Awww shit (literally)